Toilet humour

[Mikhael]

Restroom Poetry
The following are poems found inscribed in public restrooms
(fill in the blanks using your imagination):
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Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to ****
But only farted
Here I sit
What a caper
I have to ****
But I'm out of paper
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You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And **** my pants!
Some people come here to take a ****,
I came here to leave one.
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to **** and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bull**** on the walls...
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Here I sit, I'm at a loss
trying to **** out taco sauce.
When it comes, I hope and pray,
I don't blow my ass away
(Written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line,
the Hillsboro Fire Department wants you.
(Seen above a urinal)
Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal.
We don't piss in your ashtrays!
(Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine)
"Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."
(Under a sign that said: "Employees Must Wash Hands")
I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.
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[jesus'_bright_red_pants]

Lol they're class! I always read stuff written on walls for some reason.

[Jessicar]

LOL. theyr cool

[~sexy_biatch~]

lol ther gud. yeah i always read stuff on walls aswel!
usually ther all bout dope lol

[Shane]

Here in sheffield we get to see pictures of weed and "Wankers Crew '05 was here biggin it up for the loo roll"....

[xXxI.Got.Them.Emo.EyesxXx]

The walls in the bathrooms here are intresting.

People have conversations...it's weird.

[richie_rich_rich18]

Down here in London (guv'nor lol) theres like "dis" crew as bin ere '05 or "name" is gay or sh*t like this written in the cubicles! lol.

[xxrachxx]

ol that was funny.. ye yas see things written all over

[timswfc]

very funny indeed

[Kirst_14]

Yeh, i'd love to read stuff like that in toilet, but we get things like blah loves blah and blah woz ere etc, extremely intellectual!

[Gun Nut]

I read something on the wall saying "meet me outside".......I still wait.

[Kirst_14]

I'm sure they'll be back soon.

[Riccardo]

I read something on the wall saying "meet me outside".......I still wait.

Erm...i wouldn't wait if i was you after all whos gonna be in the males toilets? :P

[Shane]

Erm...i wouldn't wait if i was you after all whos gonna be in the males toilets? :P
Good point!!!

[Mikhael]

hadnt thought of that one

[Kirst_14]

Well done, your thinking deeply today.

[Shane]

Saw one the other day that simply said: "I sat here!"

How much fun did that bloke have?!

[Kirst_14]

Lol, i like that one.

[teen_lad]

hmmmm...


I think the best ones have to eb the ones saying "Ring *********** for free sex and ask for *****" I may ring one someday and see if they are for real!!! Then tell the cops! :D

[jesus'_bright_red_pants]

I once saw one of those numbers in the park and it was my mate's number 286.... :D

[Shane]

I know there is one (or used to be) ina local park! My mate rang it a few years back and it was his cousins number! :P

[Mamfy]

haha lol unlucky, maybe he put it up there coz he was desperate?

[ingramswordsman]

Ha hA hA HAHA! LOL LOL! :D

[pressure]

lol nice one

like em all

lol

[Jessicar]

All i see are things like "Chaz woz ere 05 and wot"
Iv never understood what the and wot part is
"Chaz woz ere takin a shit 04 and wot"
And sometimes, you will see something like "Chaz luvz *so and so's name here but crossed out* *another so and so's name here but crossed out* *and again**an uncrossed out name* 4 lyf"
Sure seems like its for life with their relationship history.

[Entice]

Lol, thats funny.
At school we just have stuff like
"Amanda is a slut and a bitch" etc, etc.
We even had a wall dedicated to the pretty girls at our school, and i go to an all girls school =/.
"If u notice this notice
u will notice that this
notice is not worth
noticing"
"Dont piss on the toilet, piss IN it"

[Queen Shaqua]

Those r gewd :D
I've seen stuff written on desks like "Jesus luvs u, everyone else thinks u suck"

[The Wheel]

They should make a novel about that stuff