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jesus'_bright_red_pants
July 21st '05, 11:38 AM
Sainsbury condoms - Making life taste better.

Tesco condoms - Every little helps.

Nike condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC condoms - Finger licking good.

Minstrels condoms - Melt in your mouth, not your hands.

Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

Abby national condoms - Because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Ever ready condoms - Keeps going and going.

Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop.

Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper.

Goodyear condoms - For a longer ride go wide.

FCUK condoms - No comment required.

Muller light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain.

Halfords condoms - We go the extra mile.

Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.

Renault condoms - Size really does matter.

Ronseal condoms - Does exactly what it says on the tin.

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - Its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes.

Domestos condoms - Gets right under the rim (please).

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.

Carlsberg condoms - Proberly the best condoms in the world.

AA condoms - For the 4th emergency service.

Pepperami condoms - Its a bit of an animal.

Polo condoms - The condom with the hole.

MathewS
July 21st '05, 12:37 PM
LOL, ace dont think ive ever heard these before.

DJDanny2020
July 21st '05, 12:58 PM
lol i've heard most of them before, pretty good

Mamfy
July 29th '05, 10:51 AM
yeah ive heard some of em, lol

*fender.chiq*
July 29th '05, 04:17 PM
Aww, they're great! Had me giggling away :P

pk ben
July 29th '05, 09:45 PM
yeh theyre good

how about Somerfield Condoms - Somerthing Different
British Rail - Takes A While But It Gets You There
no? didnt think it was v good...

not a condom brand but i guess its linked to this type of humour...

"children in back seats causes accidents, accidents in back seats cause children"

Ice
July 30th '05, 03:44 PM
old... but cool :D

Shane
July 30th '05, 06:21 PM
I have heard some of those before! They're good! :P

*+*BeCcI*+*
August 3rd '05, 12:20 AM
ive only heard of a few .. there gud them :P!!

Entice
August 3rd '05, 11:34 AM
Rotfl, nice.

lil_sawa
August 3rd '05, 05:25 PM
lol theyr kool, ive heard em all before :)

Queen Shaqua
September 18th '05, 04:45 PM
Haven't heard any of 'em, hillarious!
How about: duracell condoms - lasts up to 6 times longer
fanta condoms - the fun will find you

pressure
September 21st '05, 08:23 PM
got them in an email

funny stuff
:)

~sexy_biatch~
September 21st '05, 10:54 PM
lol eint heard them before

D3c3p7ioN
September 29th '05, 05:08 PM
Lol haha nice