Some Singaporean Jokes!!

[kattylover]

Phua chu kang explaining the birds n the bees
PCK Pte Ltd....best in Singapore and JayBee(JB)...some say in Batam AH.....

Son (S) : Why is making love so enjoyable?
Phua Chu Kang (PCK) : It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger !!

S : Why do women enjoy sex more than man?
PCK: It is because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger.

S: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK: It is like when you are walking on the street, someone else come over and dig your nose, do you like it ?? Dun pray pray ah......

S: Why woman cannot have sex when they are having menses?
PCK: If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it ?? Use your blain use your blainnn....

S: Why man do not like to wear condoms when they are making love?
PCK: Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger.

S: Why are making love carried out in private?
PCK: Use your blain, use your blainnnnn....Will you dig you nose in front of your class? Stupid!

S: Wah . . father you very good.

[Drunk_druid]

sounds like weebl and bob...quite funny :D

[Mamfy]

lol:D quite funny really! you could compare sex to lots of things:)

nothing springs to mind though*thinks*

[*fender.chiq*]

Lmao.

Picking your nose. Heehe

[Oxide]

Lmao.

Picking your nose. Heehe
Somethings wrong if you can see green when you're having sex, my love. :P

[Mamfy]

gunge-ewwwwwww*sick smiley*

[Queen Shaqua]

that's quite...ahem...sumthing

[Entice]

Lol, we have chocolate here and they come in like a pack of 20 and they all go along the lines of:
Chocolate is better than sex because:
- It satisfies even when soft
- You can have it anytime of the month

Etc....cant think of any more at the moment.

[zena]

my god!! laugh laugh!!!:) now i'm speaking shinglish like PCK.. speak like PCK..don pray pray ah..best in JB and some say Batam!!

[xxrachxx]

lol i like the chocolate one

[Mamfy]

That's good but zena, what the hell?!:PLOL

[kattylover]

That is how singlish sounds or look like. Lol!

[zena]

That's good but zena, what the hell?!:PLOL
haha..realx..i was jus speakin shinglish an informalw ae of english in Singapore..so relac swaa!! haha..

[Mamfy]

*cries* I don't understand:S

[zena]

*cries* I don't understand:S
relax it's jus informal english..lol..don cry!!O_O

[*låð¥*]

i get it, kwl lol