View Full Version : Blonde rents a movie ( a must read)
manutd 4 ever
August 24th '05, 04:24 PM
A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn't done before, so she sets out to rent her first x-rated adult video. She goes to the video store and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating. When she arrives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape into the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain. "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape but static." "Sorry about, that," replied the store clerk. "We've had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?" The blonde replied, "It's called 'Head Cleaner.'"
LukeEv_17
August 24th '05, 04:26 PM
haha i can c a lot of blondes doing that
xxrachxx
August 24th '05, 11:54 PM
hahahe
LukeEv_17
August 25th '05, 09:54 AM
haha lol
iaxa
February 17th '06, 11:29 PM
lolz that was good
NATAL!E
February 18th '06, 01:19 AM
LOL.
Took me a while to understand that then. ahah
Sponge'K'nob
February 18th '06, 09:09 AM
lmfaol
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zmgharrypotter
February 20th '06, 05:32 AM
I don't get it.
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and I'm blonde. :[
pakstar
February 20th '06, 10:14 AM
haha great 1 lol
Luke
February 26th '06, 09:34 PM
I don't get it.
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and I'm blonde. :[
And American..........:rolleyes:
rondo
March 14th '06, 09:43 PM
:ninja*: :ninja*: lol
zmgharrypotter
March 16th '06, 10:07 PM
And American..........:rolleyes:
But, unlike you, I can atleast say I'm not a dickhead :]
claire
March 17th '06, 07:30 PM
ooooo.... lol that was good heard better tho
Pearson
March 17th '06, 09:13 PM
And American..........:rolleyes:
LOL! better than the original joke.
Stephanie
April 2nd '06, 05:37 AM
I don't get it.
A "Head Cleaner" is a video that you put into your VCR and it cleans it up from dust and stuff because sometimes the insides of VCRs get too dusty and videos don't work in them so you have to use the "Head Cleaner" tape to clean it out.
And giving "Head" is giving oral sex to someone but I think you already know that.
So she bought a "Head Cleaner" tape thinking it was a porno with oral sex or whatever..
Probably a bit too much explanation because you probably would have got it by my first paragraph but ah well...
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