Patriot1776
August 24th '05, 07:56 PM
There are three workers, a Mexican, an Italian, and a blonde. One day at lunch the Mexican says, "If I have tacos for luch one more time I will shoot myself." The Italian says, "If I have pasta for lunce one more time I will shoot myself." The blonde says, "If I have peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches one more time I will shoot myself." The next day all three open their lunches and shoot themselves. At their funeral the Mexican's wife says, "If only he had told me he didn't want tacos." The Italian's wife said, "If only he had told me that he didn't want pasta." Then the blonde's husband said, "If only she had let me make her lunch for her."