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Jessicar
July 16th '05, 03:23 PM
yaahs. im random often enough, soi thought id make a thread devoted to it. like on the old forums. it became my home. but it went away to thread heaven...:(

*bounces around lonely room on space hopper*

agnomination
July 16th '05, 03:37 PM
wooT - random-ness :D *joins jess in bouncing on space hopper* so how is life? how is tings? how is life treating tings? herm... i really like disturbed and korns 'forsaken' *would cuddle the song if it was possible* so - what animal do YOU tink is stupid? i tink alpacas and chickens are stupid - i should know - i own some. herm... why is my right hand so much colder then the left? i think i have nits... and i like milk arrowroot bickies... and those ginger puffenszchnizer things... you know - ginger bikie coated in icing sugar...
anyone have a lemon chuppachup stash? its the only lolly other the sour gummy worms that i like... them and maybe ovaltines... man - they were the good o' days... them and gumbi and teenage mutant ninja turtles and mullet mcguiver! anyways my rant is done, as am i, ciao

Jessicar
July 16th '05, 03:43 PM
woww.....you seem to have endless things to talk about. *breathes deeply*

i like korn too and i like disturbed and im fine and dandy thankyou and how is life treating you too and i think that naked mole rats are stupid coz theyr naked and many birds are stupid coz they always fly into my window and i like chuppachups in general coz i like all lollies especially the watermelon ones and im now gunna die coz i just dropped my cd player on the floor and the lostprophets cd was in it and now it may have died but i just picked it up and it hasnt so thats good coz i also love lostprophets and now im gonna spin on my chair

*catches breath after huge sentence without a pause and dies on the floor*

agnomination
July 16th '05, 03:52 PM
*died on floor after attempting to read that paragraph/sentence in one breath* herm... yes i do talk lots and iceburn can vouch for me - generally my conversations are somewhat - interesting. life is treating me most wickedly of ways as, you see, i have been sick with this damn tricksy hybrid cold/cough and, in the last 12 odd hours, my tonsils have agreed to blow up like balloons in the hopes they will tonsilitis - this is making breathing hurt mine self *tear* aaargh the agony... herm... naked role matts - now there was a critter i used to make fun of - my bro was nicknamed a naked mole rat for a while after he shaved his head... lost prophets are good...
i think i shall now retire to my [boodwaar] (how the fark does one spell it???) nighty night, i shall return tomorrow - nay today during a 'sane' hour and unleash random thought of mineself on all unsuspecting teenage forums!!!
*insert evil cackle/coughingfit/cackle/cough&sneeze*

xxrachxx
July 16th '05, 04:15 PM
alpacas ....... alpa wot?

well erm yes, ok i cant keep up with that... i am mostly here, now and again i disappear... but ye that was scary....





bananas... oh bananas. haha
spendin money greeeeeeat......
eatin poisonous remote controls.. more fun.... my acidic stomach linin with razor sharp teeth inside saw it up into little pieces yeee anyway.......... a booga booga booga

xxrachxx
July 16th '05, 04:20 PM
ooooooooh dea! the cheese thread has gone! R.I.P

well sings merrily.... in memory of the chee*ssssh voices, damn voices in my head...... shut up!* eese aah it was soo lovely and cheesy and ummmmmmmmmm *ok you shall be hurt with a stick)..... cheeeeeeeeese

JESS YOUR CHAINSAW!!!! its chasing after me with its two legs :O

agnomination
July 17th '05, 11:06 AM
yes, alpacas... you know - sheep with really long necks and gorgeous long eyelashes - theyre used like sheep in peru and places like that... aaah - theyre total cuties :D

AAARGH tonsilitis kicks hairy balls - it hurts that bad... not that i have had my hairy balls kicked to compare the pain too... not that i have hairy balls either for that matter, but yeah - its heaps hard to breathe and swallow and eat and drink at this very moment in time... i hope these bloody antibiotics start working!

~sexy_biatch~
July 17th '05, 11:10 AM
Am confuzzed :|
o wel ladidaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Matty
July 17th '05, 12:03 PM
I Love Pie!

xxrachxx
July 18th '05, 12:26 PM
awww the sheepy things sound cute... are they in the music sound of music?

Jessicar
July 18th '05, 12:33 PM
i like sheep.
perhaps too much :p
well SOME people (not mentioning any names) *cough cough* *points to bob* got that impression anyway when i said i liked barn animals. i dont do kinky things with them. im completely innocent.
*eats dads bankers card* mmm...yummy plastic*
*gets hungry again and eats mobile* mmmmmm radiation.~

haaazzaayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah kaboooooooooooooooooooom

DJDanny2020
July 18th '05, 12:36 PM
This is deffo rach's thread! shes so random :p

Who ate all the pies?.....matty did!

Jessicar
July 18th '05, 12:38 PM
i ate all the sticky tape!

xxrachxx
July 18th '05, 11:17 PM
lifes a bastard

im not random..... n im not a stalker.. i just have certain paths i like go follow ( i mean go aimlessly)

Riccardo
July 18th '05, 11:19 PM
Until now i never realised just how insane you people were! :P

xxrachxx
July 18th '05, 11:44 PM
who? im not its ALL JESS!

DJDanny2020
July 18th '05, 11:45 PM
this thread scares me....eating my dads bank card, mmm yummy!? omg!!! :P

Riccardo
July 18th '05, 11:49 PM
who? im not its ALL JESS!

You were just as bad on the random thread from the old forum :P

xxrachxx
July 19th '05, 12:05 AM
lol i have no reclarlection (sp) of that... its your imagination... goin into over work
what did it tell you about them blue smarties!!

Riccardo
July 19th '05, 12:08 AM
Imagination whats one of them? I don't know i wasn't listening :P

Jessicar
July 19th '05, 10:34 AM
everyone just blame it on me i dont mind.
i seriously dont actually. :D

xxrachxx
July 19th '05, 11:30 PM
lol ok blame jess jess we blame.. we blame jess lar de dar

jess we shall blame
the almighty mischief
she is made out of a flame
she is a crap thief
she got caught
so she sed shed bought
they didnt believe her
and they went duuuh

:D

Jessicar
July 20th '05, 02:12 PM
and i went....wtf?!?!??!

xxrachxx
July 21st '05, 03:11 PM
haha........

Jessicar
July 22nd '05, 09:25 PM
my spleen is perfectly fine thankyou.

xxrachxx
July 23rd '05, 02:52 PM
your spleen?



haha i had fish fingers sarnies last night, were reyt nice

jess you wazzock

Jessicar
July 23rd '05, 03:53 PM
i want to be called noodles

xxrachxx
July 23rd '05, 04:59 PM
tough cookies

Jessicar
July 24th '05, 07:53 PM
but....but...theres a guitarist called noodles and i want to be called noodles too *sulks*

lil_sawa
July 31st '05, 05:31 PM
every1 say cheeeeeeeeeeeese :)

Jessicar
July 31st '05, 06:05 PM
fromageee!!

lil_sawa
July 31st '05, 06:58 PM
Lmao, yeah that works too :D it reminded me of dextors laboratory when u sed fromage ,haha, lol

Entice
August 3rd '05, 10:27 AM
Random thought:
Maccas claims to have 100% chicken breast fillets.
What was in chicken nuggets before? =S

Princess of Thieves
August 11th '05, 03:22 AM
*walks into the room and looks around....smiles at everyone and shares out her skittles LMAO*

wooooooooooooow how random can you get!?! LOL!

Jessicar
August 11th '05, 10:09 AM
I can get randomer :D
lollypops and frozen potatoes with cheese on top.
i can get randomer if i eat cheese and lucozade together. wooppeeee :D
thanks for the skittles :P

Jessicar
August 11th '05, 10:11 AM
Random thought:
Maccas claims to have 100% chicken breast fillets.
What was in chicken nuggets before? =S it was beef before :D :P

Mamfy
August 11th '05, 11:01 AM
skittles didnt go very far, they fell off my computer and into my bin but i didnt wnat to eat out of them coz i squished a fly with a book yesterday and put it in my bin so i dont think the skittles would have tasted very nice with squisheeed fliies on it-hmmm maybe there was a squished fly in each nugget?
anyone want a slice of strawberries and pickle cracker?

Jessicar
August 11th '05, 12:02 PM
ooooh ill have some!!!
in return, you can have some marmite cake!

Mamfy
August 11th '05, 02:09 PM
YES just what i was craving as well after having a cheese and onion crisp sandwich with stale bread im sure that would sound delish! and just to be a skav i fed the staled bread to my ducks but they were too clever to eat it probs coz they knew it was stale, but how would you knew something was stale evenm before you saw it? coz i doutb ducks have very good sniffing skills, not like dogs who sniff out drugs and all that but hey! maybe i should email the FBI to send my sniffer ducks in for a test trial-whatcha think?
Get back to me on that

xxrachxx
August 11th '05, 03:10 PM
ok that was scary, sniffin ducks,,, brilliant idea, but theyd be slow cos they can only waddle, and i dont think theyd be the best for trying to bit a criminal on there ass :D cos they have beaks, unless they have teeth inplants, hmmm, while i was in turkey and my mum n dad were in italy, my bro was left to look after the veg thing my mum n dad think thye have n he didnt, they died.... R.I.P

Mamfy
August 11th '05, 03:29 PM
very reliable boy he needs a bit on the bottom! want me to send round my ducks? army of ducks after ya bro but id have to make sure that wasnt in the way of the sniffin schedule coz the fbi let them have a go and so far they managed to sniff out a loada corn and fatten themself up on it but thats about it really, theyre still waiting for them to find the drugs which are actually placed on the back of the ducks but i dont think theyre quite gonna fund them somehow after it had been an hour or two since they started the trial....ouch:S there goes the job!darn nammit

Jessicar
August 11th '05, 04:27 PM
I have a pig that goes moo, and one day he went into a music college and started to play amazing grace on the triangle. everyone loved him and the mayor cooked and ate him for breakfast and then jumped in the river to see whether he could float.

xxrachxx
August 11th '05, 04:27 PM
bananas

Jessicar
August 11th '05, 04:28 PM
and marmalade pie

Mamfy
August 11th '05, 04:38 PM
make good face masks

Jessicar
August 11th '05, 04:41 PM
...for clowns

Mamfy
August 11th '05, 04:42 PM
who pick their spots with novelty sized tweezers in the circus show

Jessicar
August 11th '05, 04:45 PM
whilst riding elephants with trumpets on their head.

Mamfy
August 11th '05, 05:38 PM
and little pink monkeys singing 'im a little teapot' on the tail of the elephant

xxrachxx
August 11th '05, 06:06 PM
*im a little teapot dum dum dum. heres my handle heres my spout*

Mamfy
August 11th '05, 07:14 PM
short and stout*thinks 'is that right or am i wrong?'*

xxrachxx
August 11th '05, 07:29 PM
right right right

LEFT!

Mamfy
August 11th '05, 07:35 PM
ok im goin the wrong way down a one way street

Mamfy
August 11th '05, 07:36 PM
THANX A BUNCH RACH

tut tut*rolls eyes*

xxrachxx
August 11th '05, 07:51 PM
im not gay, but my girlfriend is :D

a bunch of wot?

im not really gay, just think that thats funny lol

Mamfy
August 11th '05, 08:17 PM
a bunch of grapes being sold at asda supermarket 10 mins drive or 25 mins walk down the road at the price of just 98p-wow what a bargain!!

Bargain hunters-its daaaaaaaaavid diccccccccccccccckinsoooooon!!WOOT

xxrachxx
August 11th '05, 09:21 PM
orange tango man

youv been tangoed................... DOOF

*fender.chiq*
August 11th '05, 11:02 PM
Oompa Loompas are orange. yaaaaay!

Mamfy
August 12th '05, 06:53 AM
they wouldnt be orange if you covered them in bird poo tho...........theres a thought!

Jessicar
August 12th '05, 10:09 AM
I wonder what colour they'd go if they got sunburnt...

Mamfy
August 12th '05, 04:08 PM
maybe theyd explode and then everyone WOULD be tangoed

Oxide
August 12th '05, 10:49 PM
Raining again. :(

I hate rain. It's wet.

*fender.chiq*
August 12th '05, 10:50 PM
So's cheese. XO

Oxide
August 12th '05, 11:00 PM
So's cheese. XO
There's something wrong with your cheese if it's wet. :P

*fender.chiq*
August 12th '05, 11:10 PM
Lmfao.

It got rained on :(

Hah.

ReAnImAtEd
August 12th '05, 11:13 PM
eggs!

*fender.chiq*
August 12th '05, 11:18 PM
Pineapples and ..

Ginger Ale..

XO

Oxide
August 12th '05, 11:18 PM
Lmfao.

It got rained on :(

Hah.
What were you thinking when you left it outside?! Cheese stays inside the refridgerator!

*fender.chiq*
August 12th '05, 11:19 PM
What were you thinking when you left it outside?! Cheese stays inside the refridgerator!

XO You're right!!

I forgot.

Damn.

*goes and retrieves mouldy cheese*

:(

ReAnImAtEd
August 12th '05, 11:30 PM
hmmmm *ponders existence in a murky mist of clouded thoughts*

*fender.chiq*
August 12th '05, 11:37 PM
*sorts your thoughts*

Can't help it.

Perfectionist.

I sorted out a big block thing full of dvds, videos and cds in HMV the other day. When I went in it was a big pile.. when i left they were all sorted out in neat rows and each grouped in the right section... hehe..

ReAnImAtEd
August 12th '05, 11:43 PM
dey wil be offerin ya a job soon:p

*fender.chiq*
August 12th '05, 11:45 PM
Yeah. Hopefully. Lol.

I used to sort the shelves out walking round the supermarket too.

My used to go mental.

She wondered why shopping took twice as long and cost her twice as much while I was frigging about putting everything back in order.

XD

ReAnImAtEd
August 12th '05, 11:55 PM
y dus dat make it cost more??

*fender.chiq*
August 12th '05, 11:58 PM
Because she's wandering round the store for logner and she picks up things and thinks "ooh, I'l buy that" or it's "muuum! Can I have one of these?"

Hah.

Princess of Thieves
August 12th '05, 11:59 PM
TV sucks.........dont you think TV sucks? I think TV sucks!

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 12:01 AM
yeah tv sux! apart from the odd music channel.

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 12:04 AM
VH2.. MTV2... Yaaaaay!

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 12:08 AM
Beds.

Where I am going now.

Where i should have been nearly an hour ago.

Norty. Haha.

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 12:12 AM
hmmm me 2 i fink

Princess of Thieves
August 13th '05, 01:23 AM
random random random random...........................................r andom.

Oh joy i found a peanut!

Mamfy
August 13th '05, 10:02 AM
yay now you can feed it to the pigeons, make sure its not smidgin tho;)

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 10:34 AM
'Bury me standing under your window with the cinder block in hand
Yeah cause no one will ever feel like this again
And if I could move I'm sure it would only be to crawl back to you
I must have dragged my guts a block... they were gone by the time we talked'

Oxide
August 13th '05, 11:54 AM
But why is the rum gone?

Mamfy
August 13th '05, 11:56 AM
i downed it*pokes tongue out*

Oxide
August 13th '05, 12:03 PM
i downed it*pokes tongue out*
*smells your breath*
And you didn't save me any.. :(

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 12:07 PM
*gives you some rum*
*takes fish for a walk*

Mamfy
August 13th '05, 12:14 PM
theres a lil left, cept youd have to mix it weith water to get the full affect!

ill buy ya some when im next going to get some nibbles to eat in front of a funny film!

Oxide
August 13th '05, 12:21 PM
Hehe, I'll have the nibbles too. Hell, I'll just come and watch the film with you.

Drake and Josh own! :D

Mamfy
August 13th '05, 12:22 PM
Sure! Ill get the food, you get the film-whatcha wanna watch?:) or is Drake and Josh the film?:S

Oxide
August 13th '05, 12:27 PM
Hehe, what food are we getting?

Nah, Drake and Hosh is a show on Nickelodeon. I was just watching it and it's so funny. They lost the baby they were babysitting so Josh starts calling "Marco!" waiting for the baby to say "Polo!". And then he remembers that babies can't swim.

As for what film to watch, can't beat Van Wilder or Road Trip. :D

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 12:33 PM
Ooooh Iv seen that one, its funny. Is it the one where they use the curtain as a nappy? hehe.

Mamfy
August 13th '05, 12:33 PM
Lol, havent heard of that program! Sounds a laugh!:D

Ermm, we can have nachos and salsa:) And some popcorn and ill order a pizza and we can have coke or alcohol whichever youd drink most of and then we can have some chocolate-a nice healthy snack i think:D

But then again, you cant beat a nice snack with a snuggle too:P

Oxide
August 13th '05, 12:55 PM
Ooooh Iv seen that one, its funny. Is it the one where they use the curtain as a nappy? hehe.
Hehe, yeah it is. I like it at the end when their mum asks "why does the curtain smell like pee?".

As for the snacks, that all sounds good to me. And alcohol would be good, as long as it's blueberry. That tastes goooood. :D

And you're right, no movie would be complete without snuggling. ^_^

Mamfy
August 13th '05, 12:57 PM
definitely not:D

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 04:45 PM
woop!!!!!!

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 04:53 PM
yayayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 04:58 PM
vrooooommm vrooooooom

*pretends to be on a motorbike*

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 05:00 PM
I watched that Drake And Josh the other day. Lmao.

Drake's sooo hot. Lol. :P

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 05:01 PM
Darke is kinda hot.
im not a motorbike, im a train *choo choo*

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 05:01 PM
*Sits on the 'motorbike'*

Vroom vrooooom

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 05:02 PM
Darke?... Erm.. O.o

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 05:03 PM
*rides off into sunset*

vrooooooooooooom

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 05:04 PM
XO You can't ride away.

You'll take me with youuu!

I <3 you Jess.

Bye. Lmao.

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 05:05 PM
Fine then you can ride me :P

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 05:05 PM
LMFAO.

Yes please, Babeh.

:P

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 05:05 PM
ok :D lol

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 05:06 PM
*Pushed Reanimated off Jess*

My go! :P

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 05:07 PM
my my im in demand today XD

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 05:08 PM
Lol Jess.

Your services are always appriciated by all.

You knew that already XD

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 05:08 PM
:(

*walks down dusty road alone while soppy song plays and credits roll*

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 05:09 PM
*throws a bean bag at your head*

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 05:09 PM
*plays violin*

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 05:11 PM
*collapses 2 floor...stumbles 2 knees...throws arms in air and shouts...whyyyyyyyyyy*

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 05:13 PM
Because..



mep.

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 05:13 PM
*tumbleweed flies past and cowboys start coming in. Natalie rides past on me (the train) and wonders how it has suddenly turned into a western*

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 05:14 PM
Lmfao Jess.

Tumbleweed rawks my socks.

And I like the fact I'm riding you.

It's so fun. XD

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 05:15 PM
:D:D:D
Its morphed into a western

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 05:15 PM
*a fleet of native americans attack and kidnap u both*

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 05:15 PM
I am a train. more people can ride me. haha. never thought id say that.

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 05:16 PM
*likes being kidnapped and asked Craig to kidnap me today..*


And Jess you slapper :P

Bob will thoroughly be expecting to see you in fishnets now

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 05:17 PM
Trains dont wear fishnets dear.

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 05:18 PM
Mine do.

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 05:19 PM
woop im on ur train den!! :P

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 05:19 PM
Everyones in demand for me to wear fishnets. I may at the next gig, but ill expect some comments from passing old ladies saying "little tart." lol

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 05:20 PM
I'll be most probably wearing mine too.

I don't care what old ladies say.

I'll be one one day, and get the privaledge of wearing fishnets then too.

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 05:21 PM
lmao, wrinkly fishnets.
Fishnets are fun.

Mamfy
August 13th '05, 05:21 PM
you know, i bet when the oldies all go bingoing they secretly wear them;)

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 05:22 PM
Lmao, skin coloured ones.

I saw the weirdest bra in La Senza today. it was ALL see through.

A bit too kinky is you ask me. Lol.

Naturally i bought a green Snoopy one.

But that wasn't see through.

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 05:26 PM
thank god.

Mamfy
August 13th '05, 05:28 PM
I bought some nice underwear from there the other day! It wont sound nice but its pink and peach, its lush:D And, it just HAPPENEd to be a thong:P

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 05:33 PM
Lmao.

I own everything from boxers to.. hardly anything XO

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 05:34 PM
I own everything. Cept the ones that are like, literally 2 pieces of string tied together.

Mamfy
August 13th '05, 05:35 PM
lol, i own most things, which do you find most comfy tho?:D haha

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 05:36 PM
Girl Boxers are the comfiest. hehe.

Mamfy
August 13th '05, 05:39 PM
*stomps feet and folds arms in a huff*

this convo isnt random enough


huff puff

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 05:41 PM
I'm wearing my boxers now, lol.

It depends though.

I think Pampers have the best fit tbh.

:D

Mamfy
August 13th '05, 05:44 PM
easy up pants

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 05:44 PM
O_O *takes notes*

Mamfy
August 13th '05, 05:45 PM
hey journalist! no paparazzi in here please

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 05:46 PM
Takes note on what? lol

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 05:47 PM
*stuffs notepad in pocket...whistles 2 self...and edges towards nearest exit*

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 05:48 PM
*blocks all exits with trees*

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 05:48 PM
Are you thinking of becoming a girl?
Is that why you are taking notes on comfy girl undies? :P

Mamfy
August 13th '05, 05:48 PM
yeah! go back to where you belong:P

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 05:48 PM
*gets a bucket to block exits with (a very large one)*

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 05:49 PM
Lmaoooo

Oxide
August 13th '05, 05:49 PM
*sits back and watches the mayhem*

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 05:49 PM
Runs around in boxers..

"Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!"

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 05:51 PM
*runs around wearing glass on head* wheeeeeeee

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 05:51 PM
*gets scared...panics..and collapses...sits in corner holding knees rockin back and forth, mumbling 2 self*

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 05:52 PM
*jumps on you*

Rawwrrrr

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 05:52 PM
*puts you in a straight jacket and drags you to the ward*

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 05:52 PM
*Nat's dragged also*

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 05:53 PM
:(

That's nasty jess.

He doesn't want to live with you.

He's already living in my wardrobe with Patrick.

So ner.



I don't want to live with you either woman. You're crazy!

Mamfy
August 13th '05, 05:53 PM
*gets x-ray specs out and climbs into a lab coat, ready for testing*

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 05:54 PM
*cries* but i need some company in the ward!

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 05:54 PM
yehhhh

*begs 4 girls 2 fight over him* :P

Mamfy
August 13th '05, 05:56 PM
im not fighting for you, im the one doing lab tests on you:D mwa haha

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 05:56 PM
arghhh wot kinda tests *backs away*

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 05:56 PM
We're not fighting. XO

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 05:58 PM
Sperm count.

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 05:58 PM
And to see whether your sane.

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 06:00 PM
*smiles 2 self about sperm count test*

*cries about failing sanity test

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 06:01 PM
*wheels you off to the ward*

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 06:02 PM
Sorry. Your sperm count is way below average.

We have reason to believe you are, in fact, a laaady.

While on the other hand. Jess is very healthy in the sperm department XD

Aren't you Jess?

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 06:03 PM
Indeed O_O

Oxide
August 13th '05, 06:04 PM
I'd like my sperm counted too please. I'm pretty sure I saw some swimming around in there earlier today.

Mamfy
August 13th '05, 06:04 PM
is there something your not telling us?:P

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 06:05 PM
That's..

One tadpole.

Well done XD

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 06:06 PM
:confused: *is confused about sexuality*

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 06:08 PM
Lmao. It's ok.

You are my pet anyway.

I don't mind whether you're a boy, girl or undecided XD

Oxide
August 13th '05, 06:08 PM
That's..

One tadpole.

Well done XD
Wooohoo, that means I can have kids... Right?

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 06:09 PM
Lmao. It's ok.

You are my pet anyway.

I don't mind whether you're a boy, girl or undecided XD
hes a boirl
:P

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 06:10 PM
Wooohoo, that means I can have kids... Right?
You can have 1 kid :P

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 06:10 PM
uv got 1 shot at it tho :P hehe *smiles 2 self about own pun*

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 06:10 PM
A boil?

Hah.

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 06:11 PM
Its a boy crossed with a girl

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 06:11 PM
Get in there jess.

XD

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 06:12 PM
no need 2 explain :P

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 06:13 PM
Good just never say "i have a boil on my bum"

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 06:13 PM
Lmao.

The fact Jess thinks she's a boy is just great.. :)

Mamfy
August 13th '05, 06:13 PM
dont you just love a lil spermy convo to end the night on?:P

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 06:14 PM
Lmao.

The fact Jess thinks she's a boy is just great.. :)
I dontO_O

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 06:14 PM
dont you just love a lil spermy convo to end the night on?:P Oh yes. Lovely when im eating meh tea. lol.

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 06:15 PM
lol woteva floats ya boat

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 06:16 PM
Anchors.

Mamfy
August 13th '05, 06:16 PM
would be bad if you were eating jelly:P

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 06:16 PM
I am now put off my strawberries and CREAM for obvious reasons.

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 06:17 PM
Creamy pants Jess?

How kinky.


Or was that strawberries and cream arer just kinky as they are? lmao

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 06:18 PM
oooo :P

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 06:19 PM
I've seen underwear.

But it's all sweeties!

My dream! XD

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 06:20 PM
Oooo the edible undies?

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 06:21 PM
mmmmm :P

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 06:21 PM
Yaa.

I just has an awesomely dirty thought.

It made Bob a .. tad scared though.

:D

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 06:21 PM
Kinkeh. :P

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 06:22 PM
Lol, it was rather.. :P

Mamfy
August 13th '05, 06:22 PM
mmm eating underwear:D *nibble*

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 06:22 PM
Tell us!

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 06:24 PM
Lmao, I can't retell that.

I nearly died laughing at it in my mind.

God knows wat would happen if it got let loose XO

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 06:25 PM
tell meh or i shall slap you. :P

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 06:26 PM
Nope :D

Mamfy
August 13th '05, 06:27 PM
well we can always keep it on a lead so it doesnt get loose

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 06:27 PM
I <3 my lead XD

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 06:27 PM
Tell us *shakes fist*

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 06:28 PM
yeh tell us *growls*

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 06:29 PM
Beastiality.

Again?

Argh.

Second time today.

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 06:31 PM
Rooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 06:31 PM
Now now Jess..


That's just plain scary.

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 06:32 PM
uhuh :D

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 06:32 PM
*eats you*

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 06:33 PM
:| Now that's just wrong.

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 06:34 PM
My stomach is talking to me :|

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 06:37 PM
*bang bang*

Let me ooout!

*chews headband*

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 06:38 PM
mmmm. tasty. You shall come out like the rest of the food does. :P

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 06:39 PM
(through my finger

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 06:40 PM
Lmao!

Finger pooing.

What a conversation.

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 06:44 PM
errrrr :D

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 06:45 PM
:( my brothers home. i have to go. aurevoir every person.

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 06:47 PM
byeeeeeeeeeee

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 07:47 PM
back, lol

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 08:11 PM
wooo yay :P

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 08:12 PM
Lol. Everything died when i went. all the threads are no longer as alive XO

Mamfy
August 13th '05, 08:14 PM
its coz i went too:P

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 08:14 PM
lol iv only jus got bak 2, were jus electric wiv conversation :P

Mamfy
August 13th '05, 08:15 PM
teen forum wouldnt be the same with out us:D the 3 musqueteers

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 08:15 PM
lool. yesh.

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 08:16 PM
Wooo go us. *keeping the neglected threads alive one at a time*

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 08:18 PM
lol n iv only been here 4 under 2 days :P

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 08:18 PM
True...lol. but we are keeping this thread alive :P

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 08:19 PM
And you already have 128 posts.:P

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 08:19 PM
indeed we are :D without so much as breaking a sweat :P

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 08:20 PM
wooopaaaaaa. our fingers type away all day. oooh, a rhyme.

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 08:22 PM
lol yup, ahhh sweet sweet forums entertainment 4 da lazy people who are alergic 2 excercise (apart from parkour of course) :P

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 08:26 PM
Im allergic to exercise in general. I dont have it. I dont eat, so it balances out :P
I just sit here all day keeping up my post count. wooo i have an exciting life:P

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 08:28 PM
lol, u shud take up pk :P

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 08:30 PM
Lol, I want to jump off the top of a sloapy building in manchester if that counts :P (not to commit suicide, it just looks fun to jump off, lol).
I should take up some form of excercise though.

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 08:35 PM
hmmmm sounds like a lot of effort, u sure ur up 2 it :P

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 08:39 PM
Pffff. lol. im not that unfit. I can run up the stairs twice before collapsing on the floor dead.

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 08:41 PM
oooo twice...*dreams of the idea*

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 08:45 PM
Yes. Im amazing. :P

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 08:46 PM
Wank *cough*

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 08:48 PM
ahhh dnt be hating :P

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 08:48 PM
*turns light off* FEATHERSTONE.
Ok i just realised nobody will understand that. :|

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 08:51 PM
I did :D

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 08:55 PM
i dint :(

Mamfy
August 13th '05, 08:58 PM
ditto:(

Jessicar
August 13th '05, 09:03 PM
Weell. In year 7 we went on a weird school trip to Featherstone Castle for like...5 days. and A girl turned a light off (was one of those with the string pull things) and shouted WANK it was funny at the time lol :|

*fender.chiq*
August 13th '05, 09:04 PM
We nearly pissed ourselves :D

ReAnImAtEd
August 13th '05, 09:05 PM
lol ahhhh memories :P

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